The big, dumb
disclaimer page.
This page is to serve notice that common sense prevails.
Our coupon is good for one person or couple only. Only one coupon per person. You may not combine 2 or 200 of them.
Our coupon is only for new students. If you have danced with us before, send us an email begging for this enormous discount and we will consider your plea. We reserve the right to publish said email on this site. If you have never danced with us before, then we look forward to meeting you.
Our coupon is good for ADULTS only. If you are not sure if you are an adult, contact your nearest relative and ask for help. If they do not know, send us an email explaining your predicament. We will do our best to help you get through the dilemma.
This page is accurate and only necessary for about one in one thousand people. Most people understand our limits, and we appreciate their respect. This page is for the exceptions.
Thank you,
The management.